An eccentric British company has started making “ball bag face masks” to protect you when you’re out and about and they are uncannily realtistic.
BillysBallBags use silicone to sculpt the dangly bits and, according to the website, its new design of face mask fits snugly around the nose and mouth and will “spread happiness and joy” wherever you wear it.
In an advert on Facebook, creator Will Eades shows off one of his testicle face masks, holding it close to the camera so every bump and wrinkle is visible.
He then pulls it over his chin, showing how the tone blends in with his own skin colour.
Black elastic ties on either side attach the mask over the ears.
The masks are currently on sale at £24.99 and are made to order, with Billy writing that he can try to help out with “any special requirements or variation in skin tone”.
Will has a background in makeup and prosthetics and also sells testicle Christmas tree decorations, key rings, coin purses, a penis fridge magnet, and other practical joke gifts.
He adds that he is “up to my nuts in orders” as the outrageous novelty gift proves to be popular.
In the “testimonials”, one reviewer said: “My balls are absolutely atrocious and by atrocious I mean realistic and fantastic.”
“The old man grandpa balls are well made and very realistic,” said a second fan.
Another reviewer commented: “The greatest secret Santa gift ever! Everyone got teabagged and turkey slapped at the office Christmas party!”