A dog foster mum went viral this week for her hilarious adoption call out for a “demonic” but “loyal” Chihuahua.
Tyfanee Fortuna, from New Jersey, is looking after the tiny two-year-old pooch until he finds a forever home.
But, thanks to his “man-hating” attitude and “gremlin” looks she’s finding it hard to keep him around.
Tyfanee admitted that she finds it hard to describe the pup in a way which is “palatable”.
The animal-lover posted on Facebook advertising Prancer the Chihuahua for adoption – and people were left crying with laughter at her descriptions.
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She explained that the dog was a “neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dog that looks like [a] gremlin.”
But, Tyfanee claims there has to be a home out there for the pup because she “is tired and so is [her] family.”
The foster owner said: “Every day we live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home.
“He’s literally the Chihuahua meme that describes them as being 50% hate and 50% tremble.”
She added: “Prancer came to me obese, wearing a cashmere sweater with a bacon n cheese stuffed in his crate with him.
“He was owned by an elderly woman who treated him like a human and never socialised him.”
Tyfanee added: “Sprinkle in a little genetic pre-disposition for being nervous and you’ve concocted a neurotic mess – AKA Prancer.”
At first, the little dog was apparently “terrified” and didn’t show much personality, but it seems that was the better option.
Tyfanee said: “I am convinced at this point he is not a real dog, but more like a vessel for a traumatised Victorian child that now haunts our home.”
The Chihuahua apparently only likes women – and “if you have a husband don’t bother applying, unless you hate him”.
Apparently he will defend the woman he has bonded with against her male relatives and any other animals she owns… even when she’s not under attack.
Tyfanee added that he should go to a child-free home.
She said: “He’s never been in the presence of a child, but I can already imagine the demonic noises and shaking fury that would erupt from his body if he was.
“Prancer wants to be your only child.”
There are some good point to the pooch though – Tyfanee claims he is loyal, housebroken, knows basic commands, likes car rides and is “kind of cute”.
He also “smiles” when excited.
Prancer can be adopted through Second Chance Pet Adoption League.
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But, Tyfanee added: “I know finding someone who wants a chucky doll in a dogs body is hard, but I have to try.
“He’s only two years old and will probably live to be 21 through pure spite, so take that into account if you’re interested.”
Just us who kind of wants to adopt Prancer?
Apparently not, as plenty of people commented on the post about the pup.
One person said: “I love him and wish he was mine.”
“Stop, this sounds like my dream dog,” added another.
Unfortunately, Prancer is only available for adoption in the tri state area around New Jersey.