A woman has shared her “worst first date” which started bad enough and ended with a toilet disaster.
In a confessional TikTok video, @amesburg83 says she joined the dating app Tinder when she moved to Indiana in the Midwestern United States.
The woman says she matches with a decent-seeming guy who says he will take her to a “fancy steak place that needed reservations”.
On the day of the date itself, he calls and says he has issues with his car and needs her to pick him up.
She says: “He then asked me to stop, at a couple of different locations for him to run some errands.
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“He picked up his dry cleaning, went to the gas station for something he needed, and also the bank.”
Instead of the fancy restaurant, they go to a Tex Mex Restaurant called On The Border and she orders a margarita pizza.
Her date then decides to be completely honest and tells her he is teetotal due to past problems with alcohol.
“That’s when he decided to tell me that he doesn’t drink alcohol,” she says, “Apparently, after his fifth DUI, he decided to give it up for good.”
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She continues: “Chips and salsa come out. He takes a bite out of his chip, and his teeth fall out on the table.
“When I say teeth I mean like, four of them. He takes his teeth and sticks them right back in his mouth. After dipping said teeth in his water.”
The date gets more awkward when he discusses his living situation with his ex-girlfriend’s sister and their “many dogs”.
She decides to end the date but still gives the lad a ride home – at which point he apparently says his “stomach is not feeling great”.
“I wish I could say he just farted, ” she says, “He s*** his pants in my front seat.”
The video was watched more than 70,000 times and people admitted they were left in stitches.
A user said: “Omg, you win. I feel bad for laughing so hard. I’m sorry.”
On the plus side, the TikToker said she had washable leather seats and her date had paid for her dinner.
