Rebekah Vardy has finally apologised to Peter Andre for an ancient insult about his penis.
The 38-year-old mum of five once branded the Mysterious Girl singer a ‘miniature chipolata’ in the trouser area, after a one-night stand they shared in 2001.
Three years later, she made the nasty jibe in a tell-all interview, revealing he wasn’t up to much between the sheets.
“I thought he was going to be a fantastic lover. Then he took his trousers off!
“He was the worst lover I’ve ever had. It wasn’t even worth the train fare,” she savaged him.
“Peter was tiny. The smallest trouser equipment I’ve ever seen. It was like a miniature chipolata.”
But with Becky’s High Court battle with Coleen Rooney looming on the horizon, it seems the WAG is desperate to make amends before Peter’s meaty offerings are raked over again by Rooney’s lawyers.
A source told the Sun On Sunday that Becky reached out to Pete this week with a texted apology – but he hasn’t responded.
“Rebekah felt really bad Peter was dragged into proceedings and her old interview about him was brought up again,” said the mole.
“She was in a totally different place in her life then and never imagined her words would come back to haunt them both. She wishes him all the best now.
“She messaged him on Instagram to apologise for the public mess but, unfortunately, it fell on deaf ears. He didn’t respond.”
Luckily, Pete’s wife Emily MacDonagh seems to have no problems in the bedroom department – the two share two children and are keen to expand their brood again.
Meanwhile, legal eagles for Coleen and Becky have been poring over countless documents as the hottest libel case in decades cannonballs towards court.
In a bombshell social media post last October, Coleen claimed stories were leaked to the press through Rebekah’s Instagram account – a claim Rebekah has vehemently denied.
Becky is now suing Coleen for defamation – while Rooney is accusing her WAG rival of putting private information into the public domain about other celebrities, including Peter.
In papers filed to court, Rooney’s lawyers highlight an interview Becky gave the News Of The World in 2004 about her and Pete’s night of passion.
The papers state: “In the interview, the Claimant disclosed amongst other things that (i) she had sexual intercourse with Peter Andre in November 2001, and that it lasted just five minutes…
“(ii) Peter Andre had ‘the smallest trouser equipment I’ve ever seen’ that was ‘like a miniature chipolata’…
“(iii) that he ‘had absolutely no hairs on his body’; and (iv) he ‘slaver[ed]’ like one of her boxer dogs when he kissed her.”
Peter has never publicly commented on Becky’s version of events – although in November 2017 he shared a picture of a man standing next to a giant sausage and captioned it: “Now that’s a banger :)”